Whoa Z and x make the same sound
you're out of your mind
you look like daphne blake and he looks like fozzie bear
it's like he rubbed a lamp and wished you into existence
i figure i've seen his cum stains on the floor, i'm allowed to say these things.
What would you say if I got first degree burns on my nipples from drinking coffee topless?
she went to her friend's wedding and caught the bouquet. as the unwilling rebound, can i run away now?
Passing out is just my bodies way of protecting my liver.
I have a way to get him back. you're going to have to take one for the team and make a visit to the health department. you in?
it's like his dick is making a u-turn.
She rode my dick so hard I momentarily lost hearing. I guarantee I had the better St Patrick's.
I don't have the resources to adequately explain this. I need like a Powerpoint presentation and also Vodka.
Was the guy in the cowboy hat kinda hot or have I just not had sex in a really long time?
2 weeks into this dating someone with money thing and I already don't know if I can go back to the being poor life
Just don't let me do two things: Beer bongs filled with vodka or shot competitions
Met a beautiful Irishman two nights in a row. I may never come back.
...hi
YOU SHOULD BE ASHAMED OF YOURSELF
Ok cool I was afraid you'd never speak to me again. I can work with this.
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