Yeah, she'd be cute...but she has faith. It's a problem down south.
Just got kicked in the balls by a girl in tap shoes. Fuck EVERYTHING
We shouldn"t be alone together
you didn"t say that yesterday
you weren't married yesterday
i just remembered i chipped my tooth last night when i pulled up your pants zipper with my teeth
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I WILL STOP HOOKING UP WITH GUYS EX'S FOR REVENGE. I WILL STOP HOOKING UP WITH GUYS EX'S FOR REVENGE. I WILL STOP HOOKING UP WITH GUYS EX'S FOR REVENGE.
RIGHT?!?! I'M ACTUALLY UPSET I DON'T GET TO MAKE THE 2.3 MILE TREK TO SUCK HIS COCK, yes I google earthed it.
#1- I went to button my shirt only to find they were all mising. #2- I'm so fu@king sore I feel like I was sweating to the oldies all night. #3- this pounding headache I have, I blame solely on Jennifer. Everyone sounds like Billy Mays when they talk. I remember nothing from last night, I'm concerned.
I can't leave your house without my underwear spending the night.
BTW I totally understand panda express being popular amongst the highs. I can feel the shrimp being slaughtered in my mouth. It's fantastic.
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The rest of the concert I just stared at the lights and didn't really listen to the music cuz I was trying to make sure my brain still worked cuz my face was numb and I couldn't move... Yeah I'm not a weed brownie person
Want to help me look around town for my shorts from last night?
She invited us over for cocaine and donuts
He gave me an orgasim so fantastic that I had an asthma attack.
Too much dab too little lung dying 😵😵😵
Last night I was the DD and was trying to drop off some chick I didn't know at her place. The closest thing to an address I got was "where the goldfish go."
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