the young, male pastor of my church has a jesus fish tramp-stamp. I made him show me.
do to the flooding of the park, there will be a midnight bikini mud wrestling party behind my dorm. all are welcome.
You could give me a blowjob later? :)
I meant do something romantic..
Blowjob In the moonlight?
His foreplay reminded me too much of breastfeeding.
The way I'm gonna look at it is, if you don't makeout with your roommate once in college, you didn't do something right.
I found a video of myself completely naked on my phone giving a drunk tutorial on how to shit properly while blindfolded. Did you record it?
The world is a different place when I'm actually having sex
The woman in the flower onesie is claiming she hasn't been drinking.
So I got this new job… ever been fucked in a corner office before?
She was just trying to do dick voodoo. Pretty standard stuff.
Im selling my dirty underwear to pay for that cruise. NO JUDGEMENT . I love you lol ❤❤ also dont tell anyone
she was sitting with her tits completely out.. on the kitchen floor..eating pickles by the handful... rapping mac dre... and then lit up a cig and continued...that drunk
I'm not drunk or hungover and I don't have to work. My body is sooo confused!
i told her we had a class about unicorns together. i'd say it was a good night
Well, we went shopping. He bought me starbucks and ate me out in the change room at target. If that isnt the best post covid first date, I don't know what is
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