Kareoke will never be a sober sport
never play flip cup with pint glasses
Theyre still fighting about whether its called america or the united states.
tiger just fucked it up for all of us...she grabbed my phone this morning and started asking questions.
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I told her I was horny and she said to forget it because she has vagina drama.
WHAT IN THE HELL IS VAGINA DRAMA?!
I love the moment a guy admits defeat against the front clasping bra.
Not quite sure what happened last night. I'll drive your dresser over to you later.....
You're gonna judge me.
Howd you sleep with him already
If you don't want me in your apartment then lock your door better
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We've been staking out a taco bell for 2 hours trying to find last night's one night stand
He told me that after two hours of fucking he feels as though his dick wants to detach from his body and go to Mexico..
Oh the best part of having sex with him was that he made me a smoothie after
You can call me ugly and you can call me fat,but don't you EVER say my meme game is weak.
i think she learned that just cuz half shots were easier, doesnt mean she can have triple as many.
I really wanted you to make me eggs this afternoon. I even wrote it on my hand to remind myself.
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