id be glad to
I want to take you away to a place of dolphin rides and hot stone massages.
Today's life lesson: fat girls should not wear tight miniskirts and vinyl leggings. This Forever 21 salesgirl is a hot mess.
i just bought weed at the top of a mountain, best decision of our lives to go to school in colorado.
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All we did was argue about ponys and drug dealers
he's got a countert top full of yard sale blenders so id say maragita wednesdays is a go.
the arrest was probably divine intervention, cause i think we were heading to an ill-advised threesome.
She said my new name was "ranch" because I "looked delicious"
Metaphysical thesis on the illusion of self+ 2 day adderal binge = the walls of reality are crumbling
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It's my birthday weekend! I'm getting a Brazilian and he's going to fucking Arkansas. Where the fuck are his priorities?
I tried to feed the cat bread. I told her it was the body of Christ. That seemed to work.
You don't have a cat...
I'm no longer puke free since 2013 am I.
Drunk text the hot guy two doors down confessing my love for him.... He gave me a thank you card today.
I love it when strippers help me get other strippers numbers.
What should I list for life skills
How about home wrecking? You’re excellent at that
Hmm...that is a life skill in Southern California
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