He is such a slut. More and more my type.
I had to go to the front counter of the restaurant and ask for the key because I was "pretty sure my friend is passed out in the bathroom right now"
Just bought a german beer stein with tuition cash. no regrets
Whatevss it will be funn .. Hopefully no one projectile vomits on the wall again.. Its kinda become a tradition though
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Sorry for trying to force you and Robert to make out. I didn't realize how awkward it was until I woke up today.
Its 6:30 and I'm shotguning a busch ice while taking a shit. Outlook for work today: interesting
Dear, was it your thong we found wrapped around my hairbrush next to Rachel's bed? Please explain.
She left a blanket, pillow, a glass of water, and two advils in the bathroom for me. It's like she knew. Best room mate ever.
I fingered myself to realization that I don't need birth control if there is never a guy.
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Props to you. You took the bet seriously. Making out with her for an hour right after she spewed
I threw up in my room. And I cleaned it up with a spatula.
Apparently I blamed my BAC on the Saint Louis Cardinals...how is that not a valid excuse?!
It figures that the only time one of my videos on Snapchat gets replayed is a video of my Hedonism Bot impression and NOT my nudes
I just texted my mom from a strip club.
Whose house did we sneak into and play beer pong for 4 hours at last night?
I honestly have no idea
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