The visine ive been using for four yrs expired. in sept. of 2001.....i will never question my eye problems again.
all i asked was if it was all the way in, and now im laying here alone. sensitive guys fucking suck
And just when I was about to fall asleep, he hit me in the face, and claimed he's a "violent sleeper".
They seriously just ended our alcohol presentation by giving us beer cozies. I love college.
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So you have no knowledge as to why I am hearing loud repetitive mooing from next door?
Nope. Can't afford girlfriends. Still looking for the 25 year old bisexual tripled who owns a brewery or a casino.. the search continues....
We're doing it in the traditional way of discussing why we dislike each other while sharing a bowl. Just like the natives do.
It's still to early in our relationship to tell her I was sleeping in my car
So this whole chlamydia situation totally puts a damper on my back to school sex schedule, there's just no way of knowing who of them was the perpetrator... Time for new candidates
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I think I'm going to go into my next therapy session with hot client with my fly down and when he tells me about it I'm going to say "how did that happen?!" and then porn music will start to play.
I tolerate his mediocre drunk sex for the mind blowing morning sex. More than worth it.
I didn't know White Castle was open when your sober.
maybe i should limp back to therapy...
oh yeah will you also bring home vodka i wanna do shots on the roof
false alarm, still single
the coup got in the way of sex but inauguration day came thru we did it joe
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