Can we switch to phone sex? This is starting to get awkward...
Tell her to GTFO!!!!! JAI HO!!!!!
I just applied for an unsubsidized loan naked. I love the internet.
i almost got kicked out of the rave because i was trying to get in on some couple's makeout sessions
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He's sobering up. It was really bad for like 45 minutes. He cried while telling me how he pictured us eating hotdogs on the beach together.
I may be in pain from falling off the roof but getting to the morning roof keg was well worth it.
whoever set the energy saving light timer in the lobby bathroom cleraly has no concept how long a work dump takes
we drunkly made out in the middle of the street beside the homeless guy playing the flute. Not how I imagined our first kiss.
OMG bikini contest at the bar. You can see this one chicks scar from her c-section and I'm pretty sure she is the best of the bunch.
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My number one goal in life is to find out who can fill a keg with Popov
You know i'm the father figure
Yeah the father who ate her out with me last night. Great dad
Its the least I can do really, I mean, I did sleep with her husband...
I dunno I mean I feel like I owe everyone an apology except the two people I punched in the face
HE’S PUKING UP BLOOD
okay all good I mistook strawberita for blood...
Last night was fun but it wasn't right. I will say that our lives intersected for a brief and intense moment and we will just leave it there.
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