I just got a rly sharp new razor and was shaving down there...
and?
RIP clitoris
Too late, the blunt's already in my cleavage
cum and cheesecake for breakfast...don't fucking tell me pride week isn't awesome
She liked every single Facebook status in her newsfeed and then made her status 'I LIKE U GUYS'
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I understand that I gave you a nose bleed with a cheeto last night and for that I apologize
Remind me tomorrow that I was taking shots of burnetts in the subway line while placing my order
I cried and ate like 6 tacos in the taco bell parking lot at almost midnight, sober, alone, listening to a demi lavato cd. And that was the good part.
she never specifically said NOT to fuck her boyfriend so technically we can still be best friends
It's not socially acceptable to be drunk in adult world. That fact makes me die a little inside.
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Lets have the type of night where its 5am and one of us has definitely punched someone who has been on a Disney Channel show.
She sprained her ankle last night trying to flash me.
Would it be wildly inappropriate for me to tailgate a Jonas brothers concert?
If I die at work, I want you to have my mustache collection
I was fingering her and they busted into my room demanding to know who the best running back was, before I could say anything she moaned and said "Barry Sanders"
I walked in the kitchen and heard her saying "We could have been so good together" as she caressed an egg with her cheek.
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