hi i'm bored and kind of... in a sort of dirty mood
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no i'm at a mixer dressed up as the teenage mutant ninja turtles
i was just at lovers lane looking for gifts for a bachelorette party.....with my mom
Come on, it shouldn't be that hard NOT to suck someone's dick
Prereq for being on nyc prep: money, bitchy, and a lazy eye... if only you were rich
I am far too drunk to be making a tuna melt . There's blood EVERYWHERE.
chastity bono is officially a man...and has a really hot girlfriend...life doesn't make sense
I still havent gotten an apartment yet, so I crash random college parties...get so drunk and then sleep on their couch
Well it looked like you were having a fucking apiphany sitting at the toilet with a t shirt around your head
you puked on the porch, i can see your jacket on the floor next to your underwear. i know your home, unchain the door, you're the worst roommate ever.
If I don't survive tonitght I would like to thank you for the ricekrispy treats. I am majestic
Last night was incredible. I can tell by the nacho cheese on my jacket
learned the hard way that breakfast jack daniels is a lot stronger than lunch or dinner jack daniels.
Well you could have stayed home, played house and got blow jobs all weekend babe, but we all have to live with our decision
Definitely the only person to buy 2 handles a 2 bottles of champagne & 3 thirties while wearing a fanny pack
I'm going to be there later than expected. There was a yo-yo incident...
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