Princeton has an emergency contraception worldwide website. It is in moments like these that I love my university
Penelope Cruz needs to learn American words.
I just found a beer bottle in my xmas tree while disassembling it. God, I'm going to miss the holidays.
So I was gonna stay in tonight but the president got me motivated! I will not quit. Bars here I come.
People Are Arguing Over This Guy’s Petty Reaction To Splitting Lunch With His Co-Worker
You had already cockblocked me. The cops were just an assist.
Look at the bright side...I have an 11 inch penis
i wish i could tell you the night didnt begin with me drinking alone
I'm considering telling her about my dream where I made a sex tape with her boyfriend. you know to test our friendship
I cannot believe I said bareback movement...
Girl Logs Into Twitter Only To Find Out Her Dad Is Trending For The Most Outrageous Reason
Why not. Its my b-day, you're in town, I'm in town, bars are in town, and alcohol is in town. I don't see anything not good about those things.
They get 5 minutes to wear their speedos at the wedding
Oh my god I'll have to be really drunk for that
I'm 25 and she is 19. She wants to practice blowjobs on me because of my stamina. Not only does the GI bill pay for me to go to school I am teaching a freshman blowjob course. I love Texas.
Relaxed was like phase 1 of this phase 7 high
For real, I've been ditched by my boyfriend twice today alone. I fucking shaved for this guy.
Somewhere out there, Gloria Steinem just started to cry.
its like i get a dick upgrade with every new guy i screw, at this rate i'm scared to see my next one