TYLER... glimpse of last night: leather chaps, guacamole dip, a jump rope, spray paint, and rhinestone studded pajamas.
i think you have the wrong number... but your story sounds delightful.
Thong +tight pants =hungry butt. Not a good look on big women! Walmart sucks.
whats a more ladylike way to say "fuck me on your lunch break"?
He made me pinky-promise that he gave me an orgasm.
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I only want to screw him when I'm drunk. Problem is I try to be drunk as often as possible
Come over and help me clean up your so-called "winter wonderland" that you made with the fire extinguisher in the kitchen last night.
I just tipped the cab driver with pistachio nuts. And he loved it.
I make one hell of a fire on Ambien. Other life choices not so much. But fire. Fire I can do.
She is the Michael Jordan of blowjobs. Unfortunately, her baby sister is the Michael Jordan of baseball of blowjobs. It does not run in the family.
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I do NOT want to date a man who has no interest in going to a kangaroo farm
On my way home from the dentist. Was going to call and see if you would like to wake and bake, then remembered my sister is an adult
I mean you can one up her. Instead of ruining friendships you can ruin marriages.
its the 14th virginity that counts the most anayways
Someone fucked a stripper in their rental car, there is goddamn glitter everywhere.
i doubt you are even in possession of a crowbar.
I suggest you not find out the hard way
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