what is it about summer that misdirects my moral compass so much?
I never thought I'd hear the words "aww you pulled out" and "you're so sweet" in the same sentence.
When you get home there will be live fish in the bathtub. I did not put live fish in the bathtub.
I can taunt you with whatever I want. Like batman and sex.
You just can't come from being "the girl who shit her pants."
Cockoligist
Yes, one may refer to me as that.
I should make business cards.
So question... If I'm sexting with uncircumcised guy, do I have to add *then i gently pull your foreskin down*?
Do you know how hard it is to be while you're high with a chuck Norris poster in the bathroom?
I think I'm at a stage of my life where I subconsciously purposefully fuck everything up just to see if I can find a way out of it.
COME HERE AND I WILL SUCK YOUR COCK UNDER THE LIGHT OF THIS BEAUTIFUL ELECTRICITY
He had a small dick anyway. I'm glad I barfed on it.
I want to ride his face like a jet ski
He kept referring to my giving him head as a new level in our relationship and acting sentimental
You gave him a bj, not a kidney
Sometimes a man just deserves to get woken up with a blowjob.
I just walked in on my dad beating it.. There's not a fucking therapist in ARKANSAS that can help me with that!
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