Is sexting at a funeral morally wrong?
He keeps the condoms in his bible. I guess stairs or elevator, we're getting to hell one way or another.
I know it's not standard practice to meet the couple you donate to, but i'm curious as to what kind of people saw my picture and said, we want that girl's eggs
not good my parents heard a big thud and found me passed out in the bathrrom abt an hr ago. hit my head arm and side. dont remember. real talk.
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nah we got kicked outta the bar after the bouncer saw us putting straws up Chelsea's nose to make her look like a walrus after she fell asleep at the table
He chipped a tooth on the first beer. You know the night is just going to be a slushy mess after that.
This country song on the radio just had a rap break. What. No. Why.
Snow days are when you really appreciate that your neighbor is on your bang roster.
I know how to kill a man with nutmeg and a sword. You in?
Or nah
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Day one of being single and I've came three times. I can get used to this.
I don't suppose you have a recipe for a cocktail made of bitter resignation, regretting everything, poor life descisions and deep-seated self-loathing?
He was really cute! And I know but it's just like getting my fix ya know? He's basically a human vibrator.
He tried to kiss me in the middle of hooking up... it was a deal breaker. I got off him and left.
So making out with chicks at the bar is fine and dandy, but your booty call can't kiss you? You have the strangest fucking rules...
remember when we said that thing when we met about how we were each glad we weren’t furries
ok listen,
His dick is social distance approved
Social distance approved?
big enough for me to fuck from six feet away
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