I wonder why dictionaries dont have indexes to help find the words easier.
you wouldnt answer to anything but devil's advocate all night.
I couldn't even finish, she was lounder and more annoying than DJ Khaled
she literally pooped in the closet. i sent the picture to everyone i know.
just saw 2 fat kids fight for the last slice of pizza. Litteraly fight. God Bless America
We ended up on a hotel balcony in Daytona where she lured a seagull down with a pizza crust she found in her purse and preceded to grab it out of the air by it's neck.
Update: still drunk enough to get lost in Zellers and to think my reflection was my mother. Awesome day.
Not going outside. I may melt into a puddle of wine
THE VODKA TRAIN IS NOW PULLING INTO THE STATION
I beer bonged before it even hit 4 o' clock. Please get on my level homecoming style.
I just fist bumped God in my head for last night. What a bro.
"You're the only girl I haven't made out with yet" = worst pick up line ever
I want to tell you your future: you're going to be having sex
Drunk you decided to patrol campus as the Arrow and tell random bystanders "YOU HAVE FAILED THIS CAMPUS." Campus P.D. did not join your crusade.
That explains the nerd bow & arrow...
You were out of control then you fell asleep on his lap for 30 min and woke up civil. Way to powernap to sobriety!
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