he told me it was because of the roids, but i couldn't tell if he meant ster or hem.
So did the night end well for you?
I stole a traffic cone and drunk texted my sister because i couldn't think of any other girl to text
So my boyfriend is on his way over and there is no time to wash the sheets from when I had his roommate over earlier. Put them in the dryer with a damp bounce sheet. Win?
This is a whole new level of slut for you....do they smell ok?
You walked in with a firecracker and a doughnut then demonstrated what a lazy job he did fucking you
Sending me a thank you card for letting you fuck my sister was completely inappropriate
Fuck you. You would only tell me how to get to your house in Spanish.
He's either jacking off or listening to Kanye West.
So I realized I was officially over him when I was getting a lap dance on the keg bus at 3am from his old boss and I was double fisting:)
Im tired as fuck but i cant leave him here like this i gave him the acid and i feel the responsibillity to put his mind back together its fun im an architect about to about to construct a whole new belief and moral system inside this soul. Talk about the best psychothearpy
Okay. So my choices are the sleeping Guy who looks about twelve and a man that looks like he was the original sandman. Im gonna need a beer for this......
woke up in the back seat of my car with a naked chick and my brother tapping on the window. yup, what a night
Between having seen you naked and interpreting your values based on the occasional political FB post, you're no stranger for sure.
I ordered from the drive thru as i was peeing on the menu
Oh my God it's like my cock was dipped in lava
Congratulations you now have a pet Scotsman.
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