I just realized i haven't had sex in 2009. oh man thats embarrassing.
I want to bang chis in dee ass burt he be hating on me times two. Me be tryin ti love onu
Bendover
I love you. And by the way. I found out a way for you to train your gag reflex. Elliot taught us in math.
think i got pink eye from a stripper in vegas. showgirls did not prepare me adequately for this. be kind, 2010.
I was crying hysterically and you wouldn't stop petting my ear and shushing me every time I tried to say something.
and honestly how many chances will you get to hook up with a one armed guy?
Walk back down Church toward Mass Ave. Take a right and head for the guy in a kilt on top of the really tall unicycle. C u soon!
Well he fell three stories from the balcony and still had the strength to fuck me for 2 hours.
The cops just came to this party I'm at and ate all of our snacks
Dude just crushed our bbq lays and told us to quiet down
im pretty sure the interns at this hospital have gotten hotter
You kept sacrificing me last night. You would just yell out "Virgin Sacrifice!!" and then throw me into a circle of men.
Why is there no Netflix category for "I just wanna cry, but I don't have time for a whole romcom"?
She came out of my bathroom wearing nothing but high top Converse, a leather jacket and a tongue stud. I love rock bars.
I may be a complete scumbag but even im not willing to spend a grand and sit on a plane for 24 hours just for shrooms and a blowjob
The thing I'm gonna miss about him is his dick.
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