I feel like Captain Blackout doesn't do her justice. Brigadier General Blackout is much better.
So I had a Liz Lemon moment today....went to Chipotle to get my "cheer me up" burrito bowl for the 4th time this week and the chipotle guy sighed and said always the same huh?
so the time management class we had to take for work seems to be working. I just beat off instead of waiting for gf to get home bc it fit my schedule better.
She was perfectly content just sitting in the middle of everyone blowing bubbles in the air.
She's walking around topless with a bottle of red wine, crying and singing showtune ballads. This is actually an improvement.
No, listening to the fray and drinking a bottle of jack daniels does not count as counseling
I think we should have realized the night was going to be nuts when it started with a bum dying in front of my house.
I'm really stoned in my underwear. I probably won't make it to the bar.
Thats like me asking what you think of antisocial polish guys with mysterious rashes
Thanks for getting me stoned. My manager started quizzing me about the menu and I struggled until he asked me to describe the tortilla soup. I said "tasty"
this night may include but is not limited to : police encounters, wild animals, stomach pumping, and waking up in a field
After what I experienced at 6am this morning, all I can say is chew your noodles thoroughly.
Ever wonder what all the drugs you've ever done would look like put together?
Heaven. . It would look like heaven
Its was awkward last year cuz in the middle of it her mom bust In the room with noise makers and champagne
He's gone. He left a note but all it says is "Dear Neil" followed by a drawing of a hand flipping the bird in the direction of a butt.
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