You left a skid on my bar stool!!!!
Oops! Sorry about getting stool on your stool!
my mouth smells like i just ate out a crab.
is 69 when you're sideways or up & down? I was on my back & confused.
Nothing on google about my condom issue. However, if you get a chance google: condom with teeth.
Don't blame the cocaine for your eating disorder.
cliffnotes. writing studyguide on last pack of smokes. glad this semester is over.
I can trace it back to that drunken night where we peed on each other in the shower.
This text is addressed to sober me: getting drunk by yourself may have seemed like a Good idea at first bit it can tell you that it wasn't ad fun as you thought it would be
Ps your lap top bag is FULL of empty beets
I wasn't concerned until I realized he was using the vase my birthday flowers came in as a " big glass" for his 151 and coke.
took some adderal to make my alochol withdrawl less shitty. now im just concentrating on how badly i need a drink
I feel like it went downhill once I decided we should take $100 tequila shots.. oops lol
It's gotten to the point that when I close my eyes to cum all I see is candy crush
Just found a note on the bed that said "Dear mittens, had to leave early I'll be back soon."
WTF? Are you mittens?
I think I may have just hit a new slutty low! ..... Just purchased the Costco pack of condoms... $9.99/48 pack = amazing deal! The judgement when I bust out the value pack = priceless!!!
We have been dating for 5 months. I'm friends with his sister. Yet my number in his phone is still saved as "hot bartender"
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