closing bar tabs have helped me with simple math in college.
Street performer on bourbon st just lifted a sewer top so I could puke down it. I love New Orleans.
just credit carded her and her mom at the same time... that drunk. get on my level
hey tell your friend im sorry for licking his mouth, that was probably inappropriate
You just made it sound like a children's toy! It's a functioning body organ, my vagina is not a gameboy!!!
He made me eat donuts off his dick. donuts, jen. DONUTS.
So it's national ass day?! I love October. No bra last Saturday and now ass day. This is my month. God is dedicating this October to me!
he told me it was nice to see me not blacked out mumbling to myself in the front seat, I told him it was nice to see him not in handcuffs.
So apparently someone caught him as he was falling. And carried him around the rest of the night.
First sex of the summer I'm winning 1-0
GET HOME NOW
Oh shit
Okay let's look at your past accomplishments you've done hungover... Sat great score, academic decathlon, state for track. I think you are solid to go out tonight
Something like that. Healthy diet of beer, ranch sunflower seeds and sex keeps me young.
Nipple rings and loofahs DO NOT mix.
No,she came up with a new game: "Where is the most interesting place I can show Drew my asshole?"
My mom just asked me about the teeth marks on my headboard..
Randomize
