ok what kind of idiot turns down casual afternoon sex?
Hurry up I might actually study if I am left alone
he squeezed my boobs like he didn't know what else to do with them, then turned down head...
told you he was gay.
I ended up giving him head, i think it was mostly a defensive move so that he wouldn't discover i was wearing those onesy spanx
you kind of just crawled on top of him. that was the point at which i became concerned with how drunk you were.
Pretty sure I blacked out the last 48 hours, the last thing I remember is the 4 pm bar crawl on Thurs
Can you believe they're going to let me be a doctor?
walk of shame into the pharmacy with a busted up chin and laughing the lady at the counter rolled her eyes at me when I asked for the morning after pill.
Have you ever chugged beers in the hospital parking garage with your mom?
My mom just asked me if I can obtain a fake ID by thursday
What's the address and code again...does anyone need anything and why is my viking helmet on the bed?
His dad was on the tv delivering the local 11 o' clock news while we were having sex
You ate my pie without asking. So don't get butt hurt if I send you link to plus size clothing stores.
Well I've decided to refuse to conform to society and be naked the rest of the day.
The awkward moment when you're leaving the most attractive guy you've ever been with and you're trying not to shit on yourself. Fucking welcome to my life
I just named someones junk. I should not be allowed to talk to people.
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