I want to do you till i cant cum anymore. Till all i get is a little flag that says "bang".
Im a photoshop master, i successfully reduced the size of the pupils of all the girls I made out last night with to prove they were not that drunk. So glad the camera goes home with me.
Nick just found a baggie of 3 year old shrooms in his desk drawer and downed it all with cheap white wine. I am not on vomit duty tonight.
i feel like arbor mist is too classy for that. you need a colt 45
Yeah you're right. The one time when arbor mist is too classy
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DID YOU JUST COME OUT THROUGH A FACEBOOK COMMENT??
He scored a 8.5/10 on that girls powerpoint. Of course I slept with him
So when I got her home I realized being a lesbian again isn't like riding a bike...
I drunkenly asked a stripper to join our volleyball team.
what whaaaat?! I BET YOU WIN IN THE TEETH DEPARTMENT.
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Was just walking through the park by the river. Saw some random in a tree, we climbed up, blazed with him and bought a bag. In the tree. Real shit.
donating our bodies to science does not justify what were doing to them.
id say I'm a pretty good fuck buddy, i didn't even booty call him on his girlfriends birthday
She's opening her family birthday cards at the bar. So we can pay our tab. Bitches wrote checks :(
I'm getting better, this year I only showed up drunk to 1 final.
And at the semi-adult age of 25 I have shit my pants. Not even drunk, just really late to work. Is this real life?
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