the people next to us in line are buying a 12 pack and a snuggie
Is it bad to go up to the security desk and ask them for the name of the guy I signed in last night? I have absolutley no clue
white shorts are a girls way of saying "im ready to fuck cuz its not my time of month"
thought i was the most hungover person in class until i saw a kid puke into his bookbag...he wins
Omg considering I am covered in cake and probably cocaine that is the greatest news I have ever heard
You defs just slept for 6 hours in a porta pottie. You should probably just kill yourself.
He started doing the gator chop at my vag and said he couldn't wait to "chomp" on it later...and I still slept with him. I hate gainesville.
So somebody asked her is she's okay.She turned around,started running and screamed "Ballet is running through my veins" before doing a small pirouette.It's amazing how she managed not to fall.
I drunkenly transformed into shehulk last night and lifted every single guy off the ground bc one guy told me that there was no way I was strong enough. Don't worry, I proved them wrong. Stupid stereotypical men.
On the food pyramid big dick are "sometimes foods"
BABE I MISS YOU SO MUCH LIKE THE SADNESS OVERWHELMS BONER ABILITY
I fell asleep while eating jimmy johns last night and then woke up at 5am and continued to eat it
i had every intention of working out now im just drinking wine and thinking about taking nudes in my thigh high tube socks
I had to carry him up the hill while he was wearing nothing but knee high socks and a blue glitter sequin leotard.
Why is this not a picture message?
why is there glitter IN my vagina????
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