They have glow in the dark condoms. That's so scary.
Something like a penis light saber.
btw, your gf is going to want to talk to you today...and consequently you're probably not going to want to talk to me...just a heads up
she's in the bathroom throwing up right now...what is the hookup protocol after she is done? what all can I do with her?
there really is only one way to give a PowerPoint presentation in your senior capstone class: still drunk.
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Just look for the house with the beer knights.
He kept trying to order 'sex on the tennis courts' for a drink last night
yeah, that's what i said too. right before i tackled that street sign.
So if a 2 is a 10 on the road... do we consider college to be "on the road?" help. its urgent.
I just had a threesome in the back of my mom's van. I'm pretty sure the rest of my week is going to be epic.
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Its completely acceptable to go naked under my graduation gown right?
Some ppl might frown upon it but theyre prudes
Children cease to be precious when they crap their shorts in the pool I exercise at.
He just stays over and makes naked pancakes in the morning
My Dicks been hard all day. Poor guy isn't used to vacation being over
I told him. He hasn't said anything. Crying and holding cats is probably what is happening.
You said you're gonna end your night with a six pack and awful erotica
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