It's hipsters with their motorcycle cop mustaches, moccasins, douchey irony, and department stores to supply their independent conformity
Something's gotta give!
Two girls are now jumping in the ocean naked at 10 PM...and I was just starting to hate Ocean City
Bagel with cream cheese. It's blowing my fucking mind.
How high are you right now..
I MICROWAVED IT. SIGNIFICANT IMPROVEMENT.
thanks for celebrating my birthday so severely 2 years ago. i just found your hospital discharge papers in my closet.
anything for my little brother.
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They sext over her pic comments. Role playing as wolves.
I just had a flash of me drinking straight vodka out of a condom...
We fucked to the rythmn of the thunder, it was magical
Decided in my tanked state last night purchase 2 weeks worth of xanax, so I can guess my way thru this week and finals. Soberly, I decided it would be a great way to test my knowledge of finance.
i may have given a gay guy with a mohawk my number last night that said... "you are straight" omg so glad a whole year til my next birthday... also i hit myself in the face with a car door. nice.
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Well I have rug burns in both armpits, somehow. So yes you should have been here
He used a trumpet as a funnel, said something about valve oil, and puked all over the garage.
Her vagina is like the upper echelon of Scientology and I don't have enough money to get in
Why is it I can't go buy redbull and tylenol pm from a store without getting questions about my health choices?
You woke up in between the boxspring and the matress in a random dorm room.
I don't know what that means. Any of it. BUT I will be at your house at 10:20 and you better be ready to get high as balls.
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