David Carradine died? Should I be thinking about this 10 min before my interview?
Haha just ref him when they ask a questin about kung fu which they will since ur Asian
Excuse me? I'm weird? You're the one sticking your penis into a pringles can.
In The Air Tonight was playing in the dentist's office. Had to stop the cleaner to do the drums.
Hey couldn't find water bottle to put margs in whole bottle in purse gonna stop and get cups and ice from starbucks and burrito from una mas want a quesadilla
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I think I broke a hole in her wall trying to do backflips
I ended up with bruises on the back of my knees. Tell me again how I did this?
Did i mention i'm like the equivilent of a prepubescent boy suffering from preejaculacy? I just about creamed my pants when he grabbed my hand..
Due to the events of st patties day last year I created a moral and ethical policy so that I won't get kicked out of the bar again. It mostly consists of not wearing pants so then I don't take them off at the bar.. and subsequently get kicked out.
What is a foreign vacation of stupidity without some fake names?
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I'm just saying. If this how my magic vagina shows it's magic then I don't want any
now that we broke up we are playing hot potato with the cock ring.. Poor thing just needs a home
Updates: Made out with a teletubby last night in the middle of the street #lifegoals
Hell no. Last time I used a Slip N Slide I ended up with bruised ribs, a broken fence and the hatred of a half naked girl with a sprained wrist.
He was imitating a sprinkler when he started puking. Hence- vomit sprinkler. Some people just can't handle their tequila
I'm wearing jeans from 7th grade and drinking a fucking macchiato. This better be a good day.
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