dude i just saw the hottest 13 year old but she was kinda ghetto.
I realized that I've made out with a different boy almost every time we've gone to mcgoreys....I don't need a boyfriend...I have that bar
you freaked out because you thought your face lotion was cum in a bottle
Andrew is trying to convince me that i took your virginity. Please tell me he is lying.
define virginity.
I vomitted in the hotel where they film gossip girl last night. Everywhere.
He drives a BMW. I have to fuck him. Girl Code Rule #26.
They let me close the tennis center alone. It's a 6-minute drive from 2 of my booty calls. Scratch tennis court bj off the bucket list.
She said my new name was "ranch" because I "looked delicious"
I was just informed that I have the perfect belly button for body shots... Best compliment ever.
her vagina just converted me to Judaism.
So I just bought e from my sophomore home ec teacher. How's your weekend going?
After that time I came to the conclusion that jeeps are the best cars to have sex in
Not really how I planned to achieve immortality, but I'll take it.
i cant believe the cop was fine with you saying no we are in a hurry when he asked to search your car
I just met his mom for the first time with a hang over. Then we went to watch his 8 year old cousin get baptized. Apparently his family loves me. I should drink more often.
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