We drank from noon till 5 am, there was adderall and nice jews involved it was just crazy
come over
yeah sure
wait who is this again? my contacts got deleted...but tell me and ill be there in 10
she kept checking the clock when she was giving me head and at midnight she said she had to stop because she cant eat meat on fridays is that bitch serious
I love how kegs are figured into our monthly bills
I'm functioning at the level of a challenged walrus.
we are torturing ourselves with these mediocre cocks
I am listening to lecture and I can hear us in the background talking about anal beads.
The straight guy here is hot. He described himself as Christian grey without the money and my vagina fell out of my body
They didn't have a "sorry I was late for your birthday party because I was getting arrested" card.
Also I feel that I would be a hell of a sled dog operator.
I've finally given up enough on finals week to wear the same shirt three days in a row, because I didn't take my hoodie off for the first two.
He drunk texted me what I think is two snails fucking on a mushroom. Is "you sick bastard" too mild a rejection?
YOU SHOULD HAVE BEEN THE FIRST VISITOR TO CHRISTMASLAND
I might have to quit marching band. It's affecting my drinking schedule
Did I ever tell you what happened that night after he ran you over?
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