Yea well when i pee it makes steam.
just smash crush and snort whatever we can get our paws on
I knew I fell for you for a reason
You act like I'm friends with her or something. I only screw her boyfriend!
Oh yeah.
Had sex five times today because there was nothing else to do. I had no idea snow days could get even better than when we were kids
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i robbed the continental breakfast last night
we put a pacifier in your mouth because you kept drunkenly singing country music.
It's like she can't drink without using a flambongo
What a dumb baby whore.
my head gets it he sucks but my LAME FUCKING HEART IN MY VAGINA doesnt
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btw telling the cab driver, that took you to your booty call that is now returning your wallet that you left in his cab, that you want to hug him is awkward
Ok let me just clear up this blowjob thing first so we can talk about your grandpa
I don't particularly remember setting a firecracker off in my hand. No more tequila.
I JUST BROKE A NAIL MASTURBATING. WTF I could even enjoy my orgasm bc now I'm gonna have to spend $50 on my nails.
Jus pulled over and stole. Corn out of a. Field. ... get on my level
he's trapped himself under a bed and is screaming at a robot dog to give him a blowjob
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