Wow so rude I was trying to have an orgy later but whatever
I think having sex with you would be a great treat for us
you guys got to bein so kosher and go with the flow
Are you trying to threaten my boobs?
my mouth smells like i just ate out a crab.
just dd'd my mom home while she begged me to let her drunk dial my ex, jammed out to party in the usa, and then passed the fuck out. thanks for the genes mom.
How much time is enough between masturbating and watching little bear?
I just want you to know how happy I am that you are circumcised.
I'm going to have to take an awkward trip to the front desk to ask them if they found a pair of turquoise shorts and an "I'm the Mom" sweatshirt.
Just out of curiosity. Did you wait until my fb picture was well liked by others before liking it so people won't know we're fucking?
I sleep texted my mom and asked her for a condom last night
i just found a red feather stuck to my penis and i really wanted to send you a picture but too much
I gave the bike taxi guy a blowjob because I didn't have any cash. College.
Well, I wish you luck on finding out who your boyfriend is
Kick open the door, strike a pose, steal a boyfriend, end scene.
While buying Plan B the lady at the counter looked at me and said hope you have a successful night as I walked away in shame
I don't know why, but whenever I shave my balls I feel more aerodynamic.
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