Porn is love you can see.
I figure if he loans me money i only owe him sex for the rest of the summer before i pay him back, right?
She's got an ass you could write the declaration of independence on in one line. Takes up three bar stools.
im over her. I got weed and youtube. everything i could ever ask for.
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Tiger Woods should have just walked in, gave everyone a high five, and left.
we're going to drop off one of our cars at the police station tonight so we'll be able to drive home in the morning
Just saw a girl duct tape a cigarette back together..I feel like my life is shambles for being present for this
he does have a point though, watching you drink makes me never want to drink again
Let's be honest. I make up for my well below average sized penis with a great personality and a possibly successful future
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She seriously spent 30 minutes trying to make balloon animals out of my limp dick...
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Exactly.
i'm almost positive she was a dude but like it doesn't even matter
re read what you just said
I yelled at the dude who smoked him up "YOU'RE THE REASON I'M NOT GETTING LAID" then went to bed. So yeah, I guess it was an ok night.
I really want some funfetti cake but I feel like its more socially acceptable to go out and drink
Here’s how sick I am. I’m not hungry. I don’t want coffee. And I don’t want dick. So, you know it’s bad.
I would cock slap so many things if I had a cock.
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