I saw those LARP guys in the street again. One is hot, the other looks like Corey Fieldman's retarded son.
Peach margaritas. And fuck whatever you're about to say, the girl to guy ratio is like 6:1. I need those odds
Excused from finishing the term project because my lab partner got arrested. For the second year in a row. Public school, I love you.
someday when you wake up in a dumpster we'll have to have this conversation again...
haha she has always seemed a little off. when i met her i was told she was the queen slut. and she had a crown on at the time. it seemed appropriate.
You misunderstood me....i wasnt asking and it is not negotiable
You're making this sound more like a hostage situation than a booty call.
It'd be a romantic, consensual abduction
I think I just danced on the bar. With a man named Alabama.
Thank you for turning 21. I'm going to love reading your texts.
I picked a bad day to wear the catch me fuck me shoes.
Did someone catch you and fuck you?
I'm pathetic. I'm eating cream puffs in the bath and crying a little.
just give up on your dreams and come get shit house drunk with me.
Is it sad the checkout lady had to inform my mom she can't buy alcohol before 8am?
I'm not sure of this happened or if it was just a dream... But I vividly remember you walking down the street naked?
No actually I had socks on...
I refuse to shit my pants for anyone except Cher and Christina Aguilera!
I just googled "how to blow an uncircumcised guy" and did serious research. That's how badly I want to fuck him.
You misuse your internet privileges.
Randomize
