i am a beautiful darrk chocolate womann
honey you're def caucasian
i am a beautiful white cholcllate woman.... Z
...So a 6 ft tall drag queen in heels I would kill for just told me I have a dunkable ass. I'm confused...but I'll take any compliment I can.
Just woke up and stopped at the WaWa in Virginia. Had major morning wood and didn't try to hide it when walking around. So many awkward stares.
Avril Lavigne as a judge on Idol wearing devil ears. it's like every boner you ever had in 2002 just came true.
You just got cockblocked by Conan O'Brien.
Let's play, "guess how long my Neighbours have been watching me dance naked".
If you're wondering why you have playpen balls it's because we stopped at chuckie cheese on the way home.
if girls can go out in miniskirts and reveal their thongs, I should be able to wear a sheer dress with boyshorts with the word love bedazzled on my ass.
This is why you're my favorite.
Sorry about the picture of wills balls via snapchat last night btw
Dumb decision of the night...walking home drunk and smelling my pepper spray
You left your hot dogs in my dresser again
Looks like I accidentally stole two of your beers and left my pants at your place.
How did you leave without pants?
I just found a piece of dried shredded carrot on my bed
Joke’s on you. I got to talk to a furry about why nukes are bad and why musicals are good.
fyi: first time in five days i havent washed my birth control down with liquor. when are we going out tonight?
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