The best revenge is premature balding
please take me off your list of people to text when you don't want to drink by yourself.
Having sex with her is like doing taxes, Happens once a year and I usually end up paying.
my nick name has gotton too long over the years..C.T.P.S.G.F.P.G.......cock tease private school groupie frat party groupie.
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woke up to the trail of sugar cubes leading to my bed........was i that uncooperative last night
Your lack of great college experience of margaritas and foam parties scares me
We told you to stay put for 2 minutes. We come back out and your being handcuffed yelling "DO YOU FEEL LIKE A GOOD FUCKING PERSON ARRESTING ME ON MY BIRTHDAY?!"
Your CAR. Is in a LAKE. I'd say "a big mess" is a pretty conservative description of the situation.
I just used bulldog clips for nipple clamps. Also, a wooden spoon as a paddle. DYI Domination or Ghetto Bondage?
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
I'LL COME GET YOU. GOTTA FIND A SUIT THAT COVERS TIT BRUISES FIRST.
I think I ripped my underwear last night doing drunk squats
It is not a successful senior year unless you show up to campus without pants at least once, right?
Your normalization of crazy is frightening.
They're doing CPR to someone in the middle of Victoria's Secret. Way to block the undies, damnit!
I remember waking up on the bathroom floor and seeing my teeth behind the toilet
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