its not stalking. its research.
names aren't important. just tell him all you want is a lil make out sesh and keep it moving.
when i'm not drinking i'm making facebook events about drinking
i'm so high that for the last 10 minutes i pretened my sock was a mouse, and played with it like it was legit.
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Got a personal ride from safe ride. I was crying so hard. The driver said think of something happy and I said Disney. In which I sang him Aladdin. So I got home ok
its weird that my cat bites every fat chick i bring home. i repeat every fat chick, qhT KINDA FRIEND ARE YOU
You are so lucky you didn't go back to Tate's house. They decided to figure out who had the biggest balls... I was the judge
My gynecologist got a full view of the obviously bite marked shaped bruises on my thighs. I just kept talking about work and hoped she wouldn't judge me.
Wow. Last night.
I knew you were shit blasted when you called me your "sunflower queen"
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He woke up & asked where his pants were then asked where he was then asked who I was. Been married 20 yrs. He was drunkest ever.
I woke up completely naked with the exception of my leg warmers. Last night must have been interesting.
I think I just read the whole internet. Front to back.
His 89 y/o father walked in on us. Judging by the gasp/moan, I don't think the 1920s prepared him to see another dude inside his son.
I'm so high that a guy on TV just sneezed and I said "bless you."
She was blowing air into green onions and tying knots in them to make "balloons"
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