So I have to ask... did I meet your lumberjack expectations? I mean, minus the red flannel and all.
i kinda want to bang the mythbusters girl... i bet she's got a nice snapper
If there's anything in this world better than hotboxing in the rain I haven't found it yet.
Agreed
weed, chlorine, and victory. my bed smells like i had sex with michael phelps.
I'm not ok right now. I just walked in on a 600lb woman passed out on the toilet and she walked out and tried to eat her cell phone. I'm on acid I think.
So many tools at one table, you'd enjoy my italian family
You were naked too, so it cancels out. We're straight.
I'm not drinking with you for AT LEAST a day
you can't just say no to brian. he was bugging me to get me to drunk for 14 hours straight yesterday. HE DOESN'T GIVE UP
I ran into him drunk, barefoot, at rite aid and he said I looked "stunning." Yeah, Stunningly shitfaced haha
He had the same tone in his voice and look in his eyes that he gets when he says UFOs aren't real.
YOU SHOULD HAVE BEEN THE FIRST VISITOR TO CHRISTMASLAND
Maybe if you would fuck your boss you would get string cheese too
Quote of the night award goes to my father "I like wearing my swim trunks around the house because they are cooler and more blousy for my balls". Yay dad
Nothing quite like spending your evening singing Shania Twain I Feel Like a Woman barbershop quartet Style with some homeless guys outside of Keyport liquor. love Shania Twain. How's your Sunday?
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