Its like we are women, and boise state is a gangster rap song. This game is degrading
Beverly Hills, 90210. Cleveland Browns, 0.
I developed a drinking game for WoW. Everytime I die, I take a shot.
Please get laid.
Mac n' cheese is coming out of my nose. You can't make that feel better
i'm 6 minutes and 3 drinks deep before she gets here. she's do-able for a wednesday night, but i still need to mentally prepare, ya know?
Well, i'm not sure how that works so i wish both you and your vagina luck on your voyage.
Dude he's not responding... I'll take that as an unpleasant visit to the clinic
I don't give a damn about what he wants to do with his life. Personalities are for pussies.
Remember when there was a happier time when people could all hang out together with out the awkwardness of the fact that she stole $1000 and cheated on a brother with another brother !?!??
So much easier to puke and rally now that my gluten's under control
we are the apple cider girls!
so go get some goddamn bacon and lay in his bed naked. he'll love it.
I need two food groups: booze and turkey sandwiches
That moment when your mom is so drunk she makes you get out of bed to lay in her bed because she thinks it feels like sleeping on a marshmallow peep....
I promise it wsnt a penis when i put it in my mouth
So...I'm pretty sure I have officially determined that reverse cowgirl is the only position possible to have sex in my smart four two
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