it was terrible. i could've done a better job by myself.
what ever happened to devon sawa?
fuck...who knows?
i'm really worried about him.
guys don't fucking realize that the only place girl like their faces jizzed on is in PORN, and that "squirting" is piss. JUST FUCKING PISS.
Haha, bad night?
Just pulled over to throw up in a day care parking lot while the kids were outside playing. The adults were mortified.
Ah shit... I sleep-ate chocolate pudding again.
I like yr title more along "the hot Russian I have sex with."
She kept throwing quarters at him and yelling "Goooaaallll!!" whilst taking her clothes off one by one. I'd say she had a good night
I totally forgot about finals week. im the worst adderall salesman ever.
I have the WORST cramps EVER. I think this is gods way of saying 'you're welcome, last warning. stop being a slut.'
Well I woke up naked, with a santa hat on, and a bag of beef jerky next to me. So yeah, I would say it was a pretty successful trolley
I was so drunk last night I asked a rando at the bar to take a picture with me cause I thought he was in the band
First poop in my apartment for the summer, officially settled in. :)
Black magic does not go near my vagina, it's a rule
DUDE!!!!! THERE IS A MIDGET HANDING OUT RICE KRISPIE TREATS!!!!!! WHERE ARE YOU WHEN THE COOL SHIT GOES DOWN???????
Oh yeah, it was definitely the best sex of my life, I just don't think I can fix the kitchen table before my parents get back...
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