I just woke up in bed with 4 girls. Either i dont remember the best night of my life or they think im gay.
I bet i've been more pregnant than you.
What a good family we'd make, him and I and our kids and his good dick.
She says I'm cute and I remind her of her brother. She's too hot to back out now. I don't know. I'm guna go for it.
Its become more of a routine.. Whenever I get done eating and have left overs I just take it over to his house and throw it all over the walls and windows. Pay backs a bitch ehhhh
I miss the good ol' days when we would yell at strangers from your balcony while wearing our mexican ponchos in the middle of the day.
what ever happened to our old dealer?
Meeting girls and telling em you have no hair on your calves is not an acceptable pick up line
Yeah he got kind of mad when he found out he had chased his last two shots with a combination of orange soda, water, and used mouth wash.
we got kicked out of McDonald's because you kept screaming THAT SHIT CRAY at the woman in front of us because she ordered a fish filet.
...that shit cray.
He kissed my hand AND my forehead. I don't think this virginity business is for heartless whores like us.
His voice is like having sex with hot chocolate and then suddenly you're pregnant.
Killing two birds with one stone tonight: mastrabation meditation. Win win.
Give me a few. Gonna ride the rollercoaster.
Instead of going to my moms birthday party I went over and gave him head. I should win non girlfriend of the year award
It feels like heartburn in my lungs. I'll buy 2 pounds.
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