he just said he was sorry he wasnt been able to come by more often coz things are really crazy with that girl
you mean his girlfriend
a mothers knocking is a guaranteed boner softener
try this...when you orgasm scream his address including city state and zip...
Is masturbating to pics of your ex on Facebook considered cheating?
You are proof that most things are best left unsaid.
Just got a script for 120 vicodin with 6 refills. I feel like michael jackson.
I could make treat bags
Brutally Honest is my real middle name, Princess just sounds better.
we tried have sex after i gave him a handjob. he wouldnt get hard and kept saying his little boy is broken.. please come get me
The amount of 12yr olds downtown right now boggles the mind. I can thank taylor swift for a glimpse at my future 3rd wife.
I just learned you can mail a coconut. I'll be over in 3 days with the rum.
In chronological order you drank, sang, smoked, napped, threw up, cried, laughed, described your pubic area, passed out. You have abused the privilege to use me as your D.D.
Is it too forward to say "stop being a good friend and start being a good fuck buddy"
I just feel like I'm worth a little bit more than your recycled nudes...
Happy birthday and sorry I punched your friend in the face
I'm in my math teacher's garage hiding right now because I fucked his son last night. It's fine
I just remembered I casually gave you a tour of the house after we boned...lol
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