Wish you were here....
And I wish your mouth was around my cock, but that never happens, does it?
just looked at his mug shot... not really my type
Ok, but If I make this happen, my first born son gets to fuck your first born daughter
She just referred to her vagina as "this bitch".
Umm... How do I tell my roommate someone shot a speargun through the wall? On a side note, cliff shot a speargun for the first time.
Can you please reassure him im not a scary or intimidating person? And that really my entire life is a series of completely ridiculous events that have led me here?
this speak and spell drinking game will be the death of us all.
What happens at the gay bar stays at the gay bar. Except that I sold my panties for $100. People should know that.
My sharpie cut off line was invaded last night. Where's my turtleneck?
We are planning a drunk snapchat treasure hunt for tomorrow, and the treasure is his penis, this is a game I'm not willing to loose.
It's probably not healthy how legit bummed I am that my bottled of wine is gone.
I'm still home, my life isn't together. Currently drying my pants
I will consider it. I need to determine if ogling him is worth almost certain death via zipline.
Too much dab too little lung dying šµšµšµ
How do you explain to your parents that you can't go to the library because you got banned for being drunk in there... on a Sunday afternoon?
That's $100,000 of quality education right there.
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