Its where this guy sticks a jar up his ass. Be prepared to be suspended between vomiting and cheering.
Have you ever made a sandwich from swedish fish and tortilla chips?
Pulling over on the side of the road to set off fireworks was the worst idea you have ever had. I don't care if it was called a friendship pagoda.
hey, this is the ginger girl from the party...i've thought about it and I wanna join the american girl drinking team
Side note: THE ORIGINAL LION KING IS COMING THE MOVIES AGAIN--3D STYLE. We need to find shrooms.
Well there's nothing more unattractive them a naked, soft man crying
Oh good your over him
I barely even remember him. He is just a distant beard in my past.
We just had a sexually tense moment where we both chose the trough the pee. I love gay clubs.
I'm hungry
Come here to eat and play. It'll be like Dave and Busters except with sex
I know shes my ex. And I know she punched me in the face and stole my car to go get drunk. But it's the best sex I've ever had.
You're sick. Take pictures if you can.
There's a patch of dead grass from where you would notoriously throw up after every good night in July. This summer was great.
My walk of shame was 2 miles of feathers flying off of me, underwear in hand, and a homeless man telling me he'd pray for me. It was gold medal worthy.
I'm so poor. I just wiped my ass with cocktail napkins... That I stole from the neighbors... When I was over there stealing Cheetos.
I'm about to take my 7th shot and I have to to go to dinner with my grandma in an half hour. What is my life.
Yeah. 11 people shoved in a clown car for a 1 hour party. I'm too old for house parties.
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