I haven't even gone in yet. I'm sitting in the waiting room playing a game i like to call "Who else is here for AA".
Using manwich sauce as ketchup. Not bad. Love college.
I know i should have focused more on what you were saying in the text rather than the fact you spelt "suicidal" wrong
We left at the same time. You got home three hours after I did and said you got your head stuck in a fence. I can't believe you don't remember this.
He said he wouldn't use a condom because he didn't want to kill anymore trees.
The bartender asked if I wanted a to-go cup for my crown and coke.....I just realized I'm back in Montana and fuck did I miss home.
I just accidentally hit share on pornhub... Probably the scariest moment of my life
He motorboated me, gave me a business card that said congratulations on my motorboat, then disappeared into the night.
Find him and marry him.
She had YOLO tattooed on her ass. Like, one cheek said YO, the other said LO. Even I can't handle that level of hot mess.
SKIIIIIIIIIIII, trip mo foes! Let-ith the epic- ness begin ith. Heroes go forth, nAy Sayers fuckin die. This is for the good of mankind! See you on the morrow
Apologies to the number who did not expect to get this but certainly be jealous of us.
But like it was sooo bad! At one point he tried to flip me over and he fell off the bed
She did NOT find it funny to come upstairs to find me with the word "MISERY" written on my forehead in magic marker and the label to the vodka bottle replaced with a scrap of paper taped around that says "COMPANY"
Get the fuck in, we're going to Taco Bell.
Chasing shots with airborne.. Gonna get rid of my sickness and my soberness.
its 4am. iam sitting in the luggage car of the train eating beef jerkey. i feel like a hobo.
dont insult. no hobo is as pathetic as you.
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