But do you think a lot of ppl use facebook as a masturbation supplement to porn?
Let me make clear that I am not a facebook masturbator
At my boss' house at a bbq. Had a few beers. Taking a poop - there's no TP...this is my nightmare.
new rule: cockblock me if I have had over a fifth of jack. no matter what.
the meat mosque collapsed into the alcohol moat
Why do i even want him? It's like his dick is a trophy and I need to put it on my wall of shame.
its like the body should be a temple but we treat it like a kmart
note to self: shower sex when you have 7 stitches in your leg is never a good idea. never.
Your text makes more sense read in reverse.
The bad news is I fucked my exes girlfriend. The good news is I100% understand why he left me
Apparently there's nothing on sonza for "giving a handjob while sunbathing"
Do you know how hard it is to give a bj in your dead grandmothers car
Is it weird that I only look up my ex on Twitter when I take a shit? May have conditioned myself to associate him with shit
You guys are like the reason that ketamine is a controlled substance.
Anyone would get lost in that field after that much vodka. Trust me... I kind of feel like superman considering I even made it home. Most people would've been face down in a random oilfield. Not this guy.
His penis is average but his stamina is amazing!!! I didn’t know I had that many orgasms in my body!!!!
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