THE most awkward situation I have EVER been in
Also, I just threw up a little in my mouth and had to act like everything was totally fine.
i wish my apartment had room service that i didn't have to pay for.
Wtf just happened. Thought you were in my bed since 3am, turned out I was sharing it w/a drunk girl from the 6th floor lounge...
New low. Just realized I hooked up with a guy from Grindr in the hallway of a building my great grandfather used to own..
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So apparently they remodeled our middle school. Looks like we'll need to find a new roof to play beer pong on this summer.
Dude, you vomitted into a trashcan wearing your bear hands and high heels. Your drug dealer even said that was rough.
They came over the loud speaker and said "no laying on the dance floor.." I thought i was dancing, but apparently that's just the way it started out.
He invited to drink but spelled forties wrong so no thx
Last year you twerked on my Christmas tree and threw up all over the bathroom...in front of my parents. We should probably keep power hour to ONLY an hour this year
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I'm literally in my bed still trying to find the energy to take my corset off so I can binge eat oreos
BTW, does Anne know that we used the lipstick she is currently wearing to was used to write the word "ASS" on my ass cheeks last night?
I'm taking a shower and i'm gonna bring my pocketknife with me
Goddamn right, I may not survive the apocalypse, but my eyebrows fucking will.
I'm at the store buying a new phone cause I pissed all over mine last night. Drunk me is expensive as shit.
I didn't know it was possible and I don't know if I'll ever be able to do it again on my own but he literally fuck me sideways.
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