Dude, I'm in her bathroom and there's crab shampoo... is it worth the risk?
You're missing what this discovery implies... she's got a fucking bush.
I wish there were wingman of the year awards.
I just saw a stripper wear a tube top around her floppy gut. God bless Michigan.
just to let you know, don't open your linen closet for a while until i come over with a cleaning kit and geek squad
why is it that no matter what your novelty license plate says it always screams "im a huge tool"?
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I just remembered we were doing butt clenching exercising with bar straws last night
At the miami airport. Don't know if it's all the tequila I drank in cozumel or the 5 year olds french accent but I might puke.
Call me pathetic, but saying "tits for ireland" is working out really well on chatroulette today.
she screamed "my eye!" and it brought me a surge of bad memories. except she was yelling about a lemon.
A Bum and I jusst hugged. its not even 8 pm.
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You may or may not of thrown up on your shoes, and you tried to give me a wet willy in my eye.
I had such a pleasant walk of shame. The sun was shining, I smiled at all the high school suckers who judged me on their way to school, and I made friends with an old guy and his dog.
I'd like to request an "its my birthday discount", and for you to bartend shirtless tonight ;)
You wanna know how bad I feel? I couldn't get out of bed to get the remote, so I just downloaded the comcast app on my phone so I could change the channels
Coffee and girl scout cookies. Breakfast of champions.
Get fucked.
There’s a stripper dressed like a slutty pilgrim. Is that a thing?
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