Do they make some cleansing product for your soul? Like mouthwash that makes you not a skank? Or is that what religions for?
Eh, i think it's called sobriety. But its not fun.
took acid and went on safebus. all the lights were off except the adds. swear to god it was a submarine
i luv seein jocks study. its like watching monkeys masturbate.
I'm on page 4.
Im on beer infinity
in the bathroom helping her wash cum out her eye. pretty much explains my sex life
I may be new to bar life, but full on grabbing my vag shouldn't happen...anywhere.
I wasn't sure how he was going to followup "so,i shot myself.." i guess "w a nail gun" is the best choice out of what I expected
Just in case you were wondering..... I really did just wave goodbye to you with my penis.
Thats not what we're looking for. I want this kid to suck a lolly pop out of a stripper's snatch.
There's two sisters at this place and they look competitive. Try for a threesome tonight?
Did she owns a vibrator that will set off seismic activity.
I've had sex near too many of the blankets to let our parents touch them like this
The last thing I remember is talking to the firefighter next to me and he was giving me fruit.
She wants to have a threesome with Taylor Swift. I think this is the kind of love my grandparents spoke of.
I threw my back out having sex last night. I don’t know whether to high five myself for a job well done or cry because I’m old.
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