____ banged a stripper...well technically she's now a hooker...
WHY DIDN'T ANYON E TELL ME SHE WAS SIXTEEN
Would you rather have a 10 inch but pencil thin penis or a 2 inch very fat one?
Fat, it's not about touching the bottom it's about raising hell of the sides.
I mean, I'd wanted to go skinny dipping, hook up with him and have sex on a beach, so last night I basically killed 3 birds with one super slutty stone.
he asked me if i would dance for him to make it easier for him to jack off. does that answer your question.
They just kept handing me shots and saying welcome to college
If he's the sort of guy that will fuck in a public restroom, he's the sort of guy that will cheat on his gf. I'm goin for it.
At dinner her sister yelled "he fucked me AND mom!! Up your standards hoe!!" Safe to say I ruined that family
who knew magic tricks and sex would actually go together?
My dog just ran downstairs with my vibrator in her mouth... during my dad's birthday dinner.
so is it socially acceptable to send her an "i got my man back you whore" card?
This weekend was amazing, 4 confirmed pukings, 2 cops, 3 hookers, one photographed t-bagging of the groom, and a night in an illegal gambling house.
I just got wasted for $3.50. My life can't get any better.
HE IS. YOU SHOULD TOUCH HIS BACK.
IT IS A COURTSHIP RITUAL.
THE MUTUAL BUTT TOUCH IS SACRED.
I don't want them thinking I'm like, "Mm, yeah, kitchenware in my ass please."
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