Worst sexual experience IN MY LIFE. And now i know why it makes jesus cry.
Five things that make you perfect. Go.
The skin of a dead hooker. The blood of the innocent. The soul of a kitten. The hat from cat in the hat. And sunglasses.
i dont know why he would complain when i touch him there.
He looked way older than 15. He probably thought that since I have braces I was 15. Fuck. The 6 year age gap is never to be spoken about. Especially because what happened constitutes as illegal.
We snorted a line of cocaine and xanax, and then played a game of Backgammon. It was surprisingly therapeutic.
He would only do it doggy style. The "he's probably gay" debate rages on...
at some point i feel off my bar stool straight into the arms of a gay guy. just my luck.
A kind stripper put a blanket over me last night
maybe volvos are so family friendly and safe because they're extremely uncomfortable to get fucked on.
So is there some kind of punch card you and I get to use every time we fuck a chick with a cast?
It's after midnight. I didn't find the answer to my problem, but I did find the bottom of a bottle of vodka, so... there's that.
I wrote "fuck you meg" on my toaster strudel with the icing. I call it "passive aggressive breakfast"
He says I vaguely mumbled happy New year, kissed him, threw up and then went back to sleep.
He made the moves first, we made out...then we folded his laundry.
ever since I turned 21 the mother-daughter bonding sessions always end with whiskey and my little pony. I don't know why, it's just a thing that happens
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