try this...when you orgasm scream his address including city state and zip...
Last night i was gna tell u about how i was watching project runway & how i was upset bc they replaced tim gunn & heidi klum. but then i realized that i was watching mythbusters.
True life - we need to smoke together more often
High enough to fry lime slices.....tasted like shit, by the way
She gives me Chlamydia and somehow I'm still the asshole
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I hit him with a car. Nothing says I hate you more than backing into someone with a fucking car.
She got stuck in the front door. She never told me how or why.
Ed's in which sucks about a thousand cocks... But thats 1800 less than working with Alex so it's gonna be a good day
No, absolutely not. If you see that cunt, throw confetti or eggs at her.
That's a pretty extreme jump from confetti to eggs
I just need to stop hanging out with girls who drink wine coolers.
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If I had a dick, I'd stick it in some Oreo pancakes
At least his std test came back clean, gotta look at the positives here
Would it kill us to punctuate. That last text took me 5 min to read
Lost my anal v card with Peter Thiel's RNC speech on in the background. Unbelievably appropriate
In case you're wondering... Yes walmart will judge you for buying vodka and pickles at 645am.
I know her cup size but not her name....
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