If lil wayne asked you to lick him like a lollipop I feel that you would willingly oblige.
Unfortunately I think I would lick most anyone's lollipop.
It's your form of community service; servicing the greater SDSU area.
just ate frosted cheerios in coffee with some marshmellows. the college diet begins
She actually pushed her roomie out of the way and said 'You already fucked him it's my turn!'
Close your eyes and stop texting and think about puppies. You'll be fine.
I mean it was his birthday. How was I supposed to tell him he could not wear a sombrero while we bang.
Well going home with a Ralph Lauren model helped me get over him real fuckin' quick. Would recommend it for all women going through breakups
My mom was looking at curtains for me and sent pictures and I had to be like "not the Disney princess pink and purple, more like an acid trip"
My homemade mace ate through its aluminum container. I make awesome mace.
I am just glad I was home to catch most of it, cause it smells BAD.
I'm not a scientist but that could be because it's homemade mace. That is however just a hypothesis
I think it was a low point but honestly at this point I've had so many that my life is like a valley
If I were better looking, this would be the point where I'd resign myself to stripping.
Being home for break is weird, just had a full convo with my dad about what I wanted for dinner, while a dildo was on top of me under my comforter
I lick assholes and I wouldn't eat mdma
I'm bringing pajamas, aspirin, morning after clothes and morning after pill
Ya can’t just go throwing accusations around about someone pooping their pants without some hard evidence
She was a cheerleader in college and President of her sorority and now she’s a sales rep for a pharmaceutical corporation. “High maintenance hot” doesn’t even begin to explain it
But dear lord is it worth it
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