you should wait a day or two to break up with your girlfriend
why?
so we can have sex in the meantime. It adds a little excitement.
I googled "I hate my uterus" just to make sure I wasn't the only one.
He IMed me 5 times, before my homepage even loaded. This is not gonna work out for me
who paints a picture of their own dick and sends it to people. i dont know if its borderline crazy or just fucking genius...
when I sang my humps to you I meant it.
You passed out in my bathroom last night. I put a towel over your face so I could shit without it being gay
I received a letter in the mail from my ex equipped with a used condom,dirt, some hair, and a nude portrait of myself.
Remember that time I tried to pierce your nipples while high... it's like that, only with more blood... and less nipples
I feel that shower jager is exactly what this man needs after last night.
You're a disgrace to gay men everywhere.
This is simple. Just sex and high fives. No feelings.
Mixed review. I fucked her in the river, but then we were assaulted by ducks.
Happy cinco de mayo!! Puke filled sombrero in the lawn needs to be picked up and whos never punched my fence boards in half needs to replace those by the way the owner of those panties (see attached photo) anytime you wanna cum over;-) hiii!
I literally cut myself out of my pants. What is my life.
I don't want to resort to having sex with people that actually like me.
how do you say “i know we haven’t hung out in a month, but i gave myself an amazing orgasm to your picture the other day” without coming on too strong
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