Tickle wars 95% of the time end in sex.
A freshman just woke up on our back pourch... He swears there was a party here last night but we didn't have one
you ever feel like there is a sober person insided you pointing and laughing....?
woke up at my desk with a paper in front of me that says "people stranded on islands love having wet dreams" what the fuck happened last night
We had sex after spending two hours in the drunk tank. It was really deep and meaningful
he cancelled our romantic dinner reservations so we could stay home and watch a Rocky movie marathon and order pizza. i know i should be upset but i think i'm kinda in love.
You got this. You survived the RA last semester (granted you almost got arrested but still.)
So, my love of dick may have landed me in a cult. On the bright side, I now have a discount at Spencer's.
If he gets me coffee, cold or no I'll make him see Jesus with my mouth.
hahahaha classic. this is why you are going to a college with a hospital right next to it
He's eating a sriracha ravioli sandwich. How do you think the night is going?
You're just upset because I have cupcakes and boobs and you don't.
It's okay to admit that you're into redheads.
It was some weird herd predator-evasion instinct. All 15 of us took off running in different directions, and the two cops just stood there, perplexed. They had no idea who to chase.
I’m sorry my lady boner messed up your mojo!!
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