wasted. watching meteors, awesome idea i ever had, see 2 for every 1 with ma double vision
did you come by the house last night? I found a half eaten corn dog in the mail box.
no. 1 rule of bromania: no females
cassie wtf are you alive??! no one has seen you for like seven hours whereeee did you go
IS IT POSSIBLE FOR A GUY TO NOT HAVE BALLS
Thanks for the hickies, asshole. I make my living as a fitness instructor. It's gonna look reeeeeeal weird if I have to wear a scarf while teaching Zumba all week.
I want this pizza in and around my mouth forever..
They're fighting and it sounds intense. Cross your fingers for their demise
Toss in some raw meat and play heavy metal music. It will insight violence.
no, you don't understand how much people deal here. All I had to say was "hey lets buy a bag" and he pulled over instantly, then the randoms in the car behind us pulled over and sold us a bag.
You don't realize how cold it really is...I poured my bong out the second floor window and icicles hit the ground.
my entire left arm went numb
you need to get that checked to make sure you're not wired to have strokes instead of orgasms
Just had my first american. He tasted like freedom.
Didn't think the day of being the oldest in a club would be when I'm twenty one. Even the bouncer looked surprised when he ID me.
She got up, grabbed me a box of gushers told me to start eating, and immediately gave me the best head I've ever gotten.
some guy had a sword and everyones crying..it turned bad..fast.
Plus he probably didn't want to be at home, alone... Jacking off on the big screen without you there to lend a helping hand. I mean, let's be honest. It's not fun if it's not a little weird.
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