Did you know Kal Penn works at the white house? That's almost white castle.
How bad was it?
You ran around telling everyone that you were going to click them to death on google earth
Yessssssssss. I got taped to a couch last night apparently. I also thought i was close to scoring after talking to some chick about hard boiled eggs
I have officially made out with every girl you've made out with, even the random you met on the Mexico flight
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
You flooded my bathroom while trying to construct a hot tub. All three of you were completely naked.
DOWN HORMONES. BACK.
You need Xanax blowdarts
The wizard has you scheduled for a 6am sex breakfast
I'm so there
I feel like there is something fundamentally wrong with me as a woman. My initial text to you was "What's up, fuck bucket?"
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
By the power invested in me i promise you hot wedding sex at my wedding.
I know it was a good night because I got a lecture from my roommates mom about stranger danger
Worst date ever. Bro she asked when we can start having kids because her clock was ticking.
Run dude. Just run
Overheard a drunk girl talk about how when she's drunk she believes in more than one God
I'm disproportionately drunk. But I also spelled disproportionately right twice so maybe I'm not that drunk
you blew the guy with all the harry potter paraphanelia didn't you
Randomize