I've had that scene from "Parenthood" where Rick Moranis' character is singing "Close To You" to his wife in classroom, stuck in my head all morning.
I guess my mind is just wondering whatever happened to Rick Mornais.
The new Black Eyed Peas song is the stupidest shit I've heard since the last Black Eyed Peas song.
she literally pooped in the closet. i sent the picture to everyone i know.
We're official. Living with your boyfriend sounds so much better than fucking your roommate.
I think I am the only girl in the world who would be proud of these scars from rug burn.
Please tell me you saw the asian lady with the medical mask on cutting her lawn with scissors.
The last thing I remember is pushing my way into the bathroom and dumping a 40 on him. We havent talked since.
just walked past the recycling bin in class, there's keystone cans in it. go cougs.
Anything you tell me within three minutes of an orgasm isn't even being recorded in my head.
May the one with the liver that just won't quit win
Vegas is great, yelled at a guy 4 lanes over if he wanted a bj. ended up having sex in a vacant lot. I think he was homeless.
OHMYGOD I LITERALLY JUST FINISHED JERKING OFF AND MY MOM BUSTS IN AND HANDS ME A BABY WHAT THE FUCK IS GOING ON IN MY HOUSE JESUS H CHRIST!
I just don't wanna be that girl with no ride and no pants
this makes me concerned. not enough to actually do anything about it, but yeah.
Im goin to jail bro ill talk to u sun
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