So I pulled my t-shirt down, pushed my boobs up and marched right into that church!
I just stuffed five dollars in my near empty box of camels to remind myself to buy more. And my mom says I don't budget my money
My landlord wasn't pleased about the new fire pit we built him.
Did I show you my penis last night?
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Dan marino should def buy this ambulance. But not this one. I'm gonna fuck this ambulance up
He's sitting in his room on Facebook with nothing but a pillow covering his crotch. I can't help you at the moment.
My mom just gave me my fake back to buy her more wine.
I missed rounds this morning...my senior resident hooked me up to and IV and made me stay in the clinic because he said I didn't look presentable enough to walk around the hospital
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The bottle of Jameson may have been a bit aggressive for a Sunday cookout.
Told my brother the truth how I meet her...I grabbed the first thing I could when the cops came. 10 months later we are engaged.
Can we talk about the fact that a stranger is doing a line of coke off our living room table right now?
Don't send me nudes asking me to come fuck you on lunch break then send me a video of kids you're babysitting.
who has a one night stand on Christmas ? But he's pretty attractive so thumbs up
Dude. I’m playing chess through iMessage with a stripper. What has my life become.
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