I puked off the balcony.
Not horrible
Into the hottub. There were six people in it. I had eaten all their pizza.
We'll make it into fun. If I can make wii bowling into a drinking game, I can make studying spanish into a sex game.
so i was trying to be sexy and unzip his pants with my teeth. i got my lip caught in the zipper and it bled for a good 15 min, totally a mood killer.
there are so many fish in the see you have left to fuck
They're donating plasma together for extra money. Couple of the fucking century.
they got in a fight during sex...she came out yelling and covered in chocolate
For the record it's 1026 and you told me I could leave you in the bathroom.
Pretty sure the girl next to me in Chipotle just came out to her mom.
I'd say it's a shame and a disservice to the world that we can't stay drunken shitshows to infinity
It's all a blur. I just remember holding some strangers baby
Yah. Thai people are way too trusting
Sober me admires drunk me's enthusiasm, but there is no way I'm going to make it out there today.
Lol drunk you is so full ideas and happy. Sober you is full of grumpy reality.
Just saw the trailer for Spike Lee's version of Oldboy. They filmed a lot of it in A's building so like every scene features a place where I had or almost had sex. If oral counts then pretty much every scene.
Good morning! So would you prefer me to show up kind of late or on time but looking like I got chewed up and spat out by an episode of Buffy the Vampire Slayer?
No more house parties. We're almost fucking 30 years old and I slept until 6 pm.
You're right, I'd say my real all time low was when I let that fifteen-year-old feel my boob.
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