What do you think she thinks of us?
I think she thinks we're whores... but ya I think she likes us
Way too hungover to be taking this many family pictures
She asked me why I was wearing a Batman Suit. Have I ever needed a reason to wear a Batman Suit?
We just threw our carpet out of our room. Via fourth floor window style.
they still hired me even though my background check came back with a warrent for my arrest.
he asked me to lick his asshole and I told him his girlfriend could do that for him
Don't think anyone else in the building has a lunchbox full of yay
Hey there's a sandwich in there too!
I ate all his french fries. He was no longer useful to me.
Taking my underwear off at work was one of my better decisions this weekend
I never thought I would have to arrest my own parents on a sunday night
I shaved my entire vagina for a man who had the personality of a potato and a C- orgasm. Life is a series of disappointments.
i've hit rock bottom. Eating pringles and playing taylor swift on guitar in my underwear at 11am on a wedensday morning. Sober.
I'm getting reacquainted with drunk me. She has grown up a lot.
Is there any reason why a taxidermic donkey head is in the shower?
Don’t eat the Doritos. Jeff was eating them while he was watching porn
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