Where you are. You must stay where you are are
Where you are. You must stay where you are arewhere are youu
Where you are. You must stay where you 5eare wher are you!!
Gte hit a new low, I took a poopnap, passed out mid poop on the toilet.
I can't go out tonight I need to save my money for important things.....like rogaine and ecstasy.
I like one night stands...theyre like crushes for big kids
she said she'd blow me if I bought one of her sorority raffle tickets. Goddamn it's gettin easy
i'm sober ask me anything about the civil war
Its become more of a routine.. Whenever I get done eating and have left overs I just take it over to his house and throw it all over the walls and windows. Pay backs a bitch ehhhh
It's gotten to the point that the dirty talk in my head when I touch myself has your accent
Seriously this night has "go home now before you cry, puke or scream on someone" written all over it.
So I found "Fat chicks in saran wrap" in my search history.
That's all you talk about when you are wasted.
Front seat of an Escalade in a limo-service parking lot. That is all.
He offered to teach me how hula hoop in exchange for acid. I took him up on it.
spending my first valentines day single in 3 years blazed and eating heart shaped brownies i bought myself. WHO NEEDS A MAN.
You came out of your room naked under your open robe with a mouth full of brownie on a stick and grabbed a fistful of fruit loops and shoved them into your already full mouth.
Who knew that showing someone your boobs would make them stop crying.
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