Maybe if i eat something filling like whole wheat pasta it will make me less hungry for things like dick
I'm thinking we should try to start remembering stuff we do. Althought I kinda like feeling like Nancy Drew the next morning.
More like the Hardy Boys cause its kinda like a team effort.
We just spray painted his balls while he is passed out....I cant wait to see him try to figure this out in the morning.
You lit the bowl with a rolled up paper towel that you ignited on the stove.
Do you ever just look at me and get embarrassed?
You're just mad that I don't wanna have dugout sex with you
Ok I'm good with that cause I'm gonna disappear for 90 days
Are you goin to rehab again?
Confirm that you received these messages so that I know you feel the agony of my vagina. There is such a thing as "too many penises".
If tits could talk, mine would be bragging
He saved you from those guys at the club, took you home, and made you breakfast. If this isn't your come to Jesus moment IDK what is.
Idk man there's lots of bad dick but even a bad cookie is still pretty good
video games take priority over anything else you can offer me.
You are the epitome of what awesome would taste like.
I PUT IT IN THE UNIVERSE THAT I WANTED TO STAB HIM AND THEN SOMEONE DID! KARMA IS A BITCH AND SHE IS BEAUTIFUL!
I love you so much and not just because your dick is perfect
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