Friends don't let friends fuck ugly girls. WALK AWAY FROM HER!
So much for the toy store...Not a butt plug in the entire place. See you tonight.
I though she ruined it by crying, then I realized it wasn’t a tear, it was my great aim. It turned out to be beautiful.
On my list on ridiculous morning after bus rides home, still sopping wet and carrying a giant straw hat is definitely top five
DDing is such a bittersweet job, just got the entire history of this girls hookup career
Fuck. The basement bathroom I've been getting head in for 6 months just went 'Out of Service'.
Do you remember Kelly my alter personality? She talked like a man and would sing amazing grace?
Ong my arms are moving wo my consent
i dont know how he's 22 and thinks emoticons will get him laid. lady boner just died.
Last night I dressed up as a cowgirl and walked into McDonald's. I bought 20 mcribs. There's pictures
I just remember yelling "BODY SHOTS BODY SHOTS BODY SHOTS" while I was streaking
My mom just asked me if I knew what Buzzfeed was. Then said she's watching the second Magic Mike for the bodies. Please help.
I just wanna inform you guys that the first pregnancy scare of 2016 is over...
He nailed that bed down really well so it won't break again. All I could think while he was nailing it was "challenge accepted".
So...I'm pretty sure I have officially determined that reverse cowgirl is the only position possible to have sex in my smart four two
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