Three words: puerto rican gang bang
Girls gone wild is like the hills, except sexy and it doesnt suck
I caved and texted him. But it's strictly drug dealing business so it doesn't count.
Man, jail baloney is awful.
She took the bride and groom figures and the top layer of their cake and tried to walk out of the reception with it in her purse.
and that my friend is why you dont go in for an eye exam and drop 250 dollars on a pair of glasses after smoking a blunt
note to self: shower sex when you have 7 stitches in your leg is never a good idea. never.
His new place is a molesden. Like a hole in the ground. It's frightening how oddly private it is.
It rubs the lotion on it's foreskin...
Remember the bouncer that knocked out Dave and Sam? Apparently his day job is a florist. Uppercut and fresh cut in one package.
Just lectured your brother about using condoms when hooking up with girls he meets online. I should be a fucking life coach
fond memories of taking my pregnancy test here in this Burger King
ill dress up as a sperm donor and you can go as the cup....
Check snapchat. Selfie game still on point mid vomit.
Is there one of me peeing? If so do I look bangable in it
I've decided to become a librarian so I can drunkenly quote The Mummy and have it be legit.
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