Really? You have stories that rival having a threesome with the two best friends of the guy your kinda seeing? Thats impressive.
So I just watched the Lakers/Magic game so I could have something to talk about with him after we have sex this time
For some reason, Oliver from Hannah Montana reminds me of pudding.
That's cute.
FIrst one done
How did it go?
I dunno I taled about women being treated wrong and quoted Ice T. So probably a "c"
So you had sex with my brother?
It sounds like you dont need me to answer that.
I just masturbated to the audio from my psych lecture . . . this screwing my prof fantasy is getting serious.
I gotta bail on the cookout tonight. Im at the er getting stitches. Re-enacting porno went horribly wrong.
How bad is it if you swallow a really small piece of glass? Be optimistic if possible I'm anxious about it.
Concert was great. Tackled the lead singer. Met him afterwards. He was cool about it.
At orientation, some girl is asking, loudly, where she can get weed. Everyone looks discussed but are paying very close attention to people's answers.
Nothing $200 worth of strippers and spicy fried chicken couldn't fix.
Is it against health code to come into work half drunk and commando?
i got to his house for our first date at the same time as his dealer, so what I'm saying is I'm in love
It's been 12 hours since I have heard from you and social media has given me no indication you are anything but dead, so that's what I'm going with.
LISTEN TO ME! DONDE ESTA LA FUCKING VICODIN!
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