Do you think there's anyone left in this world that hasn't masturbated in a computer chair?
I must say, I don't like the act of throwing up, but the feeling after is quite delightful
He washed my hair whilst I gave him head in the shower. Bored or gay?
I'm more concerned with the fact that he was UNconcerned that live poultry could peck him in the nutsack @ any moment of sex
This weekend has taught me that sometimes, being buried under a mattress is the safest place in the room.
I'm now having weird sexual fantasies about that riverdancing figure skater. So thanks for that.
no strings attached, like you could fuck him and then throw him off a building right after
driving home hungover today was like a life test..it was like the goblet of fire
It's like the hunger games, but we're gonna bone each other instead of kill each other
Shut the fuck up! I can hear you having sex over Pirates of the Caribbean you moaning whore.
You have a penis. Therefore everything you say is automatically wrong.
Im goin to jail bro ill talk to u sun
a day off where I don’t get laid would be worthless
Please tell me that nice older woman you're with at the bar is not your comp&lit professor.
I got a 93 percent on my last mid term and I was drunk. Think of the possibilities if i were sober for the one thats tommorrow.
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