whats the weirdest thing you ever masturbated to?
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she gave me one of her senior pics and told me specifically to give it to you. In other words she still wants to suck your dick.
just heard a glass bottle fall in lecture and my first thought was to yell party foul.....is it friday yet?
Maid of honor is brides sister and single. Likes lemondrops. You're welcome.
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I was trying to be really smart and save 10 dollars for each cab there and back. ...so I ripped a $20 dollar bill in half.
Needing to keep one leg on the floor during sex so you dont spin should qualify for some kind of drunk award.
I just ate a bag of doritos while taking a shower. I can now officially do anything
I was drunk for 3 days straight...well wasted for 3 days with periods of "just drunk" inbetween
did you just take a shot to penises and friendship?
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I vaguely remember a drunken mid sex pinky promise to not let it get weird.
you can't get cum all over my hair and then tell me you just want to be friends
My greatest achievement in life thus far is being the go to friend when you have questions about butt plugs.
Single lady's Saturday night: eat doritos, masturbate, eat more doritos. Do shot of Jager. Repeat until desired result is achieved.
Get ready tonight we are going to get drunk and pierce my nipples
No problem...what are friends for if they can't rub eachothers genitals.
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